Mailbag 39: SWTBKEWYEE 3



Cast (in order of appearance): Nigel, Cadberry, Sceb, Clydex

Places: Basement

Date: Late 2006 or Early 2007

Running Time:

BEYOND THE MAILBAG
Zato writes:

Dear Sceb, i have this bully at school who's bin calling me a lot of names do you have any ideas how i should stop him -Zato Sceb says: Do I! I’ve got first hand experience with this kind of thing, Zato. I’ve been called a lot of names in my time. Like this one girl a couple Mailbags ago called me Sbab. I don’t think that’s even pronounceable in the human tongue. Anyway, here’s what you do. You write down all those people on a long, long list. Then one day when you take over the world, you give that bunch the worst jobs you’ve got. Everything from Director of Toilet Cleaning to President of Getting Punched in the Face. My list is about 560 names long now! If you’re looking for a more immediate solution, I would suggest ignoring him. Generally bullies bully for attention, and the only reason it continues is because you’re upset by it. If you don’t care, like I don’t about 99% of poorly written, idiotic emails that people send me, eventually the guy will get tired and find something else to do. Like beat up Fred. -Sceb PS. Tell him to beat up Fred.

Trivia

 * This is the first mailbag to include the new preloader.

Remarks

 * The Mailbag Ending Music is part of the actual timeline, unlike most of the other mailbags. It isn't part of the actual timeline again until Mailbag 51 and every Mailbag after it.
 * The flash file after the ending of the Mailbag for reasons unknown have an extra 81 frames, but nothing on the screen ever changes.