Blast to the Past

Transcript
(text "October 1, 2003", leaves after Fred says "Come on!")

Fred: (offscreen) Go.

Space Chicken: (offscreen) I don't want to.

Fred: (offscreen) Come on.

Space Chicken: (offscreen) Why me?

Fred: (offscreen) Because everyone likes you.

Space Chicken: (offscreen) Ugh, fine.

(Space Chicken comes unto the screen, then looks at the screen)

Space Chicken: Hi everybody. It's me, Space Chicken. Listen, um, due to some technical difficulties...

(help here please)