Mailbag 12: It's Like a Dream Come True

Cast (in order of appearance): Sceb, Space Chicken

Places: Basement,

Date: 2004 (most likely)

Running Time: 1:18

Quotes
(cuts to Sceb in the Basement

Sceb: Oh, hey everybody. Welcome to this week's mailbag. Now, I know what you're thinking. Two mailbags in a row? I must be dreaming! Well, it's true. No, it's true, you're dreaming, wake up.

{The camera zooms away and turns white.}

Sceb: (the voice is slightly higher) Wake up. (the voice gets higher and it slightly echos) Wake up!

{The screen cuts to Space Chicken sleeping on his bean couch and Sceb waking him up.}

Sceb: Wake up. Come on, man, wake up, I came to return that Flash book I borrowed.

Space Chicken: Oh. Sceb, I was having the most wonderful dream.

Sceb: Oh, you mean that one about Shania Twain and the tennis courts?

Space Chicken: Oh. Well, maybe not the most wonderful dream, but it was pretty great. You updated the mailbag again this week.

Sceb: Two weeks in a row? {Scoffs.} Yeah, you were dreaming alright.

Space Chicken: Come on. Couldn't you just do a quick one?

Sceb: The thing is I found that unless my room is infested with 300 million tiny insects, there's really no such thing as a quick mailbag.

{Sceb walks off.}

{After you wait around 10 seconds, Sceb pops up.}

Sceb: What are you waiting for? There's nothing here.

BEYOND THE MAILBAG
Will writes:

Dear Sceb,

I really like your mailbags. Its fun to know what other people

think about this site.Your mailbags are funny. My brother and I both really like them. I've seen every one. My friend first told me about this site, and now I've told some of my other friends about this site.

Sincerely,

Will

Sceb says:

… Dang. I’m having a hard time coming up with a hilarious way to badmouth this email. It’s all praise for me. Maybe I’ll just forward it to SC so he’ll get off my back. Plus it will be nice to rub in his stupid face how nice and likable I am.

-Sceb

PS. Thanks for telling people about the Mailbags. Tell more people, so eventually it becomes so popular they have no choice but to change the name to ScebtheSpaceChicken.com.

Trivia

 * Until Mailbag 51, this was the last mailbag to play the cartoon automatically after the preloader.

Remarks

 * The flash file name for Mailbag 12 has temp in the end, unlike a usual flash file name for a Mailbag, so it's possible, but not definite, that the flash file wasn't supposed to be the final version of this mailbag.
 * The dream sequence is last in the flash file while the other scene is first.

Inside References

 * Sceb mentions that unless there are 300,000,000 insects infesting his room, there's no such thing as a quick mailbag. This is most likely a reference to Mailbag 5, where a bunch of ladybugs infested the basement.